Welcome, to the Bad End Route - V4 SS 1
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Volume 4, Side Story 1:
Jimichi Harem Sleepover
"Well then, let's begin the first ever
Jimichi Harem sleepover! Ya~y!"
One day during summer break, a sleepover
party was held.
A similar event had already been done many
times, but the atmosphere today was different.
The reason for this was probably because of
this unusually bubbly woman.
"...Mom, why are you here?"
"I heard from Akane that something
interesting was going to happen~, so I couldn’t just stay put~."
My mother, Jimichi Senri, came home for a
rare visit. Behind her, was an apologetic-looking Koudzuki-san.
Koudzuki-san, probably because of her
position, had no choice but to report whatever I did to my mother.
He has so many girls staying over at
home...that was definitely something to say.
I told my mother about the situation and explained
why this happened.
This was my mother's and father's house. I
apologized and said it was wrong of me to let them stay here without their
permission.
"I don't care about that~. Their
parents are okay with this, right?"
"Well, I'm sort of getting
there."
"Then, it's fine. But if something
happens, tell me, okay? I'll cover it up."
She smiled and just said the most
ridiculous thing I had ever heard. I guess I had to be more careful once I got
transferred to the company's management division.
And here, were the participants for tonight.
"Lady! I found a secret chamber over
here!"
"Really?! Let's have a look!"
"Airi-chan, how about this one?"
"T-that's too mature for me~."
"Reika-san, I received this from
Director Yamabuki."
"Wow! Are those the new cosmetic
products?! Thank you!"
"These sweets are too good... Where
did they come from~? They're very delicious~."
"Oh, I made those, mother-in-law! My
name is Hareyama Hanae!"
Including me, there were a total of nine
people.
Grandpa Gouto and Mutsuki-senpai were
playing some smartphone game. Grandma Momoe and Shigure were looking at fashion
magazines.
Koudzuki-san and Reika were engaged in a
talk about cosmetics. Hanae was appealing to my gluttonous mother.
Mutsuki-senpai and Shigure had been getting
along well with my grandparents for some reason.
A former mechanically challenged person and
a fossil of an old man who were now using their smartphone proficiently.
A granddaughter who had come into good
terms with her overtly soft grandmother that they'd even gone and went shopping
together.
A mentor and a rival, the younger and older
sister pursued the path of beauty and elegance.
A mother who wasn't too good at cooking,
and an airheaded girl who was excellent at that.
It was too crowded. The living room was
quite spacious, but with this many people, it felt cramped, not to mention it
was noisy.
"Noooooo?! Help me! I'm dying!"
"I'm coming! Ah..."
"Let's wear kimonos next time. Maybe
during summer festival?"
"Grandma, it won't suit me...I'm too
short."
"By the way, this costs 20,000
yen."
"So expensive?! Eh...but if it's for
Ikuto, then..."
"By the way, Ikuto-chan's favorite
food...is mozuku."
"Mozuku...? I don't know how to react
to that..."
Rather...wasn't I the only one alone left
right now? I didn't have much experience being left out of the group, really.
This sense of alienation that I had never
felt before. Maybe that guy was feeling the same way?
"Ikuto-kun. Can you help us beat the
boss here?"
"I don't mind, but...you couldn't work
it out?"
"Because grandfather isn't too
useful...in any case, please lend a hand."
"Let's do that together later,
then."
"Senpai, Senpai! Please look at this!"
"Ooh, cute...was this from when you
went out with Grandma?"
"Yes! We went there yesterday and she
bought it for me!"
"I think it suits Shigure well."
"Hey, Ikuto-kun~, this cosmetic...buy
it for me?"
"...Do that in dere mode, and a
nyan to the end."
"I want to be pretty for Ikuto, nyan!
Can you buy it for me...nyan?"
"Guh...buy, I'll buy it."
"Today's dinner will be a full course
of mozuku."
"...Huh? What's with that punishment
game?"
"Eh? But isn't it your favourite
food?!"
"I do like mozuku, but...not a full
course, please."
Huh, they paid attention to me after all.
That was close. I almost fell to the dark
side and entered the bad route.
"You suck! Don't go around
there!"
"No, because Grandpa is in the
way..."
"The best defense is a good
offense...ah."
"You died..."
"Wait, Ikuto-chan. Why don't you call
Airi-chan by her name?"
"No, I mean, doesn't Shigure sound
cooler?"
"It doesn't. Call her by her
name."
"Okay..."
"I-Ikuto-san...Me, too...p-please buy
it for me...nyan."
"...Koudzuki-san? What's wrong?"
"...It's nothing, please forget about
it."
"I can't, it's already permanently
burned into my brain, you know."
"This cake is too gooooddd... You're
amazing, Hanae-chan."
"...Mom, you're going to get
fat."
"I'll make the researchers create a
weight loss pill at that time, then~."
"Let them research medicine to treat
diseases instead..."
Time passed by happily as the crowd
chattered away.
I was simply content to see the girls make some
noise over their conversation partners.
It was heartwarming to see them get along
with my own family.
But such a peaceful atmosphere was ruined
by someone who couldn't read the mood.
"―― By the way~, which one of you is
Ikuto-chan's girlfriend?"
""""...""""
The four people in question froze with
smiles on their faces.
They stared into each other's eyes,
applying pressure to the other that wouldn't allow for a getaway.
So far, the four of them got along just
fine. I didn't know what kind of agreement they had, but no one was left out.
Rather, didn't she just mention earlier
that we were going to hold a Jimichi Harem sleepover?
Didn't harem mean that there wasn't only
one?
"It's this lady, right? I vote for
her."
"Airi-chan is a matter of
course."
"With all due respect, I nominate
Reika-san."
"Then, I'll go for Hanae, because she
caught a hold of my appetite."
Each of them moved towards the girl they wanted
to support.
However, the girls had slight differences
between their backing powers. But if I was going to make a choice, that
difference wouldn't matter.
In terms of strength...Mother was the
strongest, followed by Grandma, then Grandpa....and Koudzuki-san would be the
weakest.
"I'm the chairman, you know?"
"You think you can resist me?"
"..."
“I am his mother."
As expected, was Koudzuki-san really the most
disadvantaged? She wasn't in a position to get in between the three, and this
was a rather tough situation for her.
They weren’t on equal grounds. I started
churning my thoughts to see if I could do something about it, but it didn't
seem like it was necessary.
"...I...know a lot of secrets behind
the Jimichi family."
"""What’d you say?!"""
The tables were turned. The other three
people expressions tightened as they faced Koudzuki-san, who seemed to have
jumped to the top at once.
As for those secrets, well, those were
probably best kept private.
"...Looks like it's a draw."
"That's a problem for them."
"It's not our place to say
something."
"Why don't he just marry the four of
us~?"
"My bet is on mother-in-law."
"The ruler behind the scenes seems
like it's Akane-san?"
"Isn't the chairman of the board
higher than the president?"
"But it's Grandma who controls the
chairman."
The girls each got a powerful supporter.
Well, if they got along with each other, that was all that mattered.
But more importantly, was it just me
thinking that they should appeal to me instead?
No, it wasn't like I was feeling lonely,
okay?
After that, we ate under such a tumultuous atmosphere,
and they went home.
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"―― I won't put it on, and I won't do
something troublesome like a pillow talk."
"Ah, yeah. I will take it all in so
it's fine."
"Right. If anything, it would feel
better than putting it on."
"Well, it might be better,
feel-wise."
"Eh~, but don't you want to fall
asleep in his arms while your head is being stroked afterwards?"
"""That’s certainly true."""
"...I won't work, and I'm going to
drink every day."
"Ah, yeah. I will work instead so it's
fine."
"It isn't unusual for women to work in
this day and age."
"Drinking together every day sounds a
lot of fun!"
"But don't you want to see Ikuto
working in a suit?"
"""That’s certainly true."""
"...I won't do any housework, and I
won't help with childcare, either."
"Ah, yeah. I will take care of
everything so it's fine."
"Just you watching over gives a sense
of security."
"Grandma said you can't put a man in
the kitchen!"
"But I want to see Ikuto-kun holding
the kid in his arms and smiling."
"""That’s certainly true."""
"...I don't love you anymore, and I'm
going to cheat."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
"That...will make me cry, you know?
I..."
"As expect, that's...sob, sob..."
"Even if it's a lie...I feel like
tearing up..."
"I-I'm just joking! You just asked me
to say something terrible, so I did!"
I couldn't recall why this was happening,
but it started when I was arguing with the four of them after they changed into
their sleepwear.
Their pajamas were too cute... I was very
satisfied to see some panty shots, too... And then, the beginning of the
tragedy happened.
―― I
want Jimichi Ikuto to say terrible things to me.
I wasn't certain who initially said it, but
everyone got on board with the idea, and now the situation was like this.
They were stubborn M-girls. But I
might have heard about this somewhere. In order to confirm their feelings, they
deliberately made the other person say awful stuff to them on purpose to see if
they were able to forgive them.
I also heard that there were women who
wanted to be dominated. Was this trait maybe unique to women?
"In the first place, if someone says
something horrible, you should get angry and don't let them get away with
it."
At my words, the four tilted their heads as
a question mark appeared above them.
When I elaborated on this, the four of them
thought the opposite, saying that it wasn't the same.
"Ikuto-kun never says anything bad, so
I just wanted to try."
"What do you mean you wanted to be
told something bad..."
"Because you're too kind. I wondered
how a Dark Ikuto would be like, or some~thing like that."
"Dark Ikuto...I think that guy's just
a bum..."
"But I do want to be dominated. By
dominated, I mean being protected, okay?"
"I feel like that's a very convenient
interpretation..."
"I can probably forgive you most of
time. I guess love is blind."
"Like I said, don't forgive that kind
of waste..."
I realized that rather than being limited
to saying something terrible, someone like that was probably just filth.
But were these girls right in the head?
Smiling after being told such scummy things by a scummy guy.
While I was thinking about that, the four
of them suddenly turned serious.
""""But please don't
stop loving us.""""
"Ah...sure."
Was cheating okay, then? Well, the current
situation might already count as one.
Choosing someone from them...no, I couldn't
possibly.
"It's fine to be a scum, you know?
Just stay by my side all the time...?"
"If you're gone...probably me, as
well..."
These two seemed rather dangerous. One
wrong step and they might very well end up into a bad end.
"If you don't love me anymore, I'll
make you fall in love again."
"I'll have you think about me so much
that you won't be able to think of anything else."
I liked the route these other two were
taking. It looked safe, and it might not
end up in me getting stabbed.
"I've been thinking about this for a
while, but..."
As I was worrying about which end I was
going to reach, Mutsuki-senpai, the oldest of the group, spoke up.
Mutsuki-senpai, dressed in a pure, white
nightdress, said the following words as she turned her attention to Hanae and
Reika.
"Aren't you girls a little too
heavy?"
""Huh??""
Heavy? Was she talking about weight? I was
thinking the one with the most weight was Mutsuki-senpai because of her
height...no, the weight of Hanae's chest was unknown.
The two responded to her with a twitch on
their eyebrows. Airi, wearing light yellow pajamas for kids, followed up.
"Ah~, that's true. There's have a
heavy mood to them, don’t they?"
""Huh? Huh??""
Their mood was heavy. Airi told them
that...but I didn't understand as well.
Was this something women could only
understand?
"But aren't you two~...somehow light
instead?"
""Yes??""
It was Hanae, wearing a cute, peach-colored
nightdress, who replied back.
And Reika, who was also touted as too
heavy, dressed in her light blue, refreshing nightgown, continued.
"They're too light that they seem like
they would change their mind in a heartbeat."
""Huh? What??""
Lightness in regards to conviction in choosing
another love interest, too light that if you blew on it, it would fly away.
Apparently, they weren't talking about weights.
But were these girls in teams now after
competing individually?
Either way, the atmosphere wasn't so good.
I should intervene here as a third-party.
"Okay, okay, stop, stop! We're going
to shoot a video now so be nice to each other."
"....Video? Is it for por ――"
"―― No, what the hell are you talking
about, you airhead."
"Ah~, that thing about you running as
a student council president?"
"Right, right."
"A-are you going to film us like
this?!"
"Yeah. Operation 'If you want to see
more, then please cast your vote on me'."
"Come to think of it, I heard that
Tateyama-senpai is also running for president."
"Oh, is that so? I can't deal with
that guy."
The student council election was going to
be held after summer break. I would make full use of the power of these four
girls and win the seat of the president with flying colors.
Video streaming campaigns. Gone were the
days of walking around the school to appeal to the populace.
I would create a link on the school's
official website that only students could access.
"Right, so~, I'll turning the camera
on, okay? Let's start with Hanae!"
"Oh, um...I'd like to request you guys
to support Jimichi Ikuto as our student council president!"
"Eh, boring. Come on, emphasize your
boobs more?"
""""...""""
"Reika is going to act more tsun,
Airi will appeal to their protective instincts, and Mutsuki-senpai...let's have
her dress less a bit to show gaps."
""""...This is the
shortcoming of falling for him, huh.""""
Well, in some way or another, we got it
over with. Now, my being as a student council president was all but confirmed.
Although, I didn't really intend on
publishing this to be honest. I should enjoy this privately.
After that, they moved on to their own
photo sessions.
Girl-on-girl, two-shots, group photos, and
many more. Pictures were taken, videos were passed around, and the night went
on.
"Oh~, this Airi is so cute~."
"Really?!"
"...Mutsuki-senpai, I can see a
bit."
"Well, it's fine if it's you."
"Reika looks good on twin tails."
"Hmph! I didn't really want to do it
or anything!"
"Hey Hanae, doesn't seem like the photos
and videos you sent me earlier made it to mine?"
"Eh~, no way~? I sent those
properly...ah."
"What do you mean by 'ah'?'"
"....Wrong send."
"Wrong send? What do you mean?"
"I sent it to Tendou by
mistake..."
"...O~h, good luck with that."
"He already read it..."
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"...The hell is this...are you kidding
me..."
Don't mind it, Tendou.
Do save it, though.
Took a peek at the next chapter. It's hilarious, lmao.
Choose which novel you would like me to translate here!
This chapter was hilarious too ahahaha
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ReplyDeleteOuch pouring fuel to fire
ReplyDeleteHarem life is awesome. And good luck Tendou, stay strong.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what happened with Tendou and Hanae at the end and I am not sure I want to know
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